Troublemakers
You know, I have always thought that librarians were shifty-eyed, troublemakers, especially the old ladies. Why everytime I see one of them, I think to myself, there goes trouble. It’s nice to see that I’m not the only one who thinks this way. My good friend John McCain also knows that librarians are a meddlesome bunch of people, what with their books, and learning, what a bunch of crap. I say we wire-tap all librarians, because they are all up to something. That’s why we need to vote McCain, that way we can continue to move away from following that goddamn piece of paper, the Constitution, and start recruiting people for the Gestapo. The Bill of Rights is overrated anyways, am I right, or am I right!
Librarians are meddlesome, probably why I chose the profession.
Looks like McCain hates peas too. I hate peas myself, they are sooooo bitter.